Monday, May 30, 2011

When you get lemons....

I know, I know...I'm suppose to make lemonade...



But I've always just stuffed the dam lemons in my bra.
You know, kill two birds with one stone, and all that.
My mom (not well endowed, and so neither am I) taught me that one!!
The sad part is if you take my bra and put a lemon in it, it's a perfect fit :(

Seriously though, I've been handed so many lemons lately, that I'm drowning in the dam juice.
The sour, sour juice. Where's the sugar??

Now I'm not usually one to complain...
who am I kidding??? I always complain :)
It's more like...no one listens!!

So some of you may be wondering where I have been!!
Here's the cake topper..


No...I didn't get married!!!
I'd of invited you all.

I was in jail.
Yes, for real!!
Little ol' me was locked behind bars for 30 days.
25 with good time.

Yes, that good time is real.
You know what else is real??
When they tell you to get your kids to school....or else??
The or else...is real!!
I'm living proof.

SO GET THOSE KIDS TO SCHOOL, DAM IT!!
I don't care, if the one in question ran away, and you're having a hard enough time
just making it through the day....you'd better make sure that that runaway is at least 
going to school. (Yeah, I know...kind of impossible!!) If I knew where my kid was,
he wouldn't be a run-away....right??

Not in the eyes of the COURT!!
And let me tell you, JAIL IS NO FUN!


The food sucks!!
Let me tell you....if I'd been handed a tray like this one....I'd have been one happy camper jailee.
The beans in the photo above, look like just about every meal we  ate were served.
I barely ate! I lost 15 pounds.

OK, OK enough of all that.
Now that I'm back home with my kids, they have put my run away son in juvenile detention.
Yep, now that they figure Mommy has learned her lesson, it's time to put the real culprit behind bars.


Ok, so now that my conscience is clear.
And everyone knows that I wasn't in Arizona.... :)
(That's where my little kiddos think I was!!)
I can get back to blogging as usual.

This is a perfect example of how karma roxx!!

~Steph

11 comments:

  1. Holy crap! I'm sorry you had to deal with that. Hope he gets the help he needs.

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  5. Wow, really? Jail? No way! That hardly seems fair, I mean, if your kid runs away from home, how in the world are you supposed to make sure he or she is in school? Now, I don't know much about most things, but that sure doesn't sound right to me.

    But hey, 15 pounds is 15 pounds! That's one perk, I guess!

    I'm a new follower!

    Katrina
    They All Call Me Mom

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  6. Wow! That's insane! They put you in jail if your child runs away from home and doesn't go to school? Talk about insult to injury. I mean, you're already worried about your kid, and then they throw you in jail, where you can't even do anything about the situation. Crazy!

    I'm a new follower from the Welcome to the Weekend hop, by the way.

    -Nikki
    http://www.prettyopinionated.com

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