I know, I know...I'm suppose to make lemonade...
But I've always just stuffed the dam lemons in my bra.
You know, kill two birds with one stone, and all that.
My mom (not well endowed, and so neither am I) taught me that one!!
The sad part is if you take my bra and put a lemon in it, it's a perfect fit :(
Seriously though, I've been handed so many lemons lately, that I'm drowning in the dam juice.
The sour, sour juice. Where's the sugar??
Now I'm not usually one to complain...
who am I kidding??? I always complain :)
It's more like...no one listens!!
So some of you may be wondering where I have been!!
Here's the cake topper..
No...I didn't get married!!!
I'd of invited you all.
I was in jail.
Yes, for real!!
Little ol' me was locked behind bars for 30 days.
25 with good time.
Yes, that good time is real.
You know what else is real??
When they tell you to get your kids to school....or else??
The or else...is real!!
I'm living proof.
SO GET THOSE KIDS TO SCHOOL, DAM IT!!
I don't care, if the one in question ran away, and you're having a hard enough time
just making it through the day....you'd better make sure that that runaway is at least
going to school. (Yeah, I know...kind of impossible!!) If I knew where my kid was,
he wouldn't be a run-away....right??
Not in the eyes of the COURT!!
And let me tell you, JAIL IS NO FUN!
The food sucks!!
Let me tell you....if I'd been handed a tray like this one....I'd have been one happy camper jailee.
The beans in the photo above, look like just about every meal we ate were served.
I barely ate! I lost 15 pounds.
OK, OK enough of all that.
Now that I'm back home with my kids, they have put my run away son in juvenile detention.
Yep, now that they figure Mommy has learned her lesson, it's time to put the real culprit behind bars.
Ok, so now that my conscience is clear.
And everyone knows that I wasn't in Arizona.... :)
(That's where my little kiddos think I was!!)
I can get back to blogging as usual.
This is a perfect example of how karma roxx!!
~Steph
